KBC III : "Kaun Banega Candidate"

NDA decides to conduct a KBC type contest to pick up its Prime Ministerial candidate. Amitabh Bachan conducts the contest.
Advani tries his luck. He is through to the last question.
AB : Advaniji... We are in a very important stage...
Advani : Ball is in your court Amitabh... my next book may be on you ... I will name it "your country, your life"...
AB : Ha..ha..ha.. Thank you, Advaniji...
Advani : I think all lifelines are left...
AB : Ji haan Advaniji...50-50, Audience poll and dial a friend... all these options are there...shall we go to the question..?
Advani : OK...
AB : As we know, India is also affected by the Global economic crisis... The reason is
(a) The country has followed the neo-liberal policies
(b) Ram Mandir was not built at Ayodhya
(c) Modi is a potential prime ministerial candidate
(d) The pace of the neo-liberal policies was slow
Advani : It is tough indeed... All the options are seems to be right... I think I should start a book titled "no country, no life..."
AB : You have all the lifelines, Advaniji..
Advani : you have confused me, Amitabh...
AB : I used to hear from your party people, that yours is a party with a difference...
Advani : Yes, we had a lakshman rekha... we never explained the limit of that rekha...But it got exposed finally, people came to know it was Bangaru lakshman rekha... Now everybody is trying to cross that rekha...wants to prove better than Bangaru...
AB : so you, as a party, have no economic crisis...
Advani : Not at all... we have experts in all the departments...Katara in Human Resource, Venkaiah Naidu in Land Development, Lalji Tandon in Textiles, Praveen Togadia in Steel, If I don't mention my name, the list will be incomplete... I am expert in Hawala dealings...
AB : OK...Advaniji..let us come to the answer... Would you like to use any of the lifeline?
Advani : Yes... 50-50..
AB : Computerji...Advaniji has chosen his lifeline... Remove two options...
(Computer has removed option b and c)
AB : Advaniji...now you have left with two options...
Advani : my problem is not solved...I will go for audience poll..
AB : Oh...Computerji..get ready...
(Audience votes)
AB : Advaniji, the people says the answer is A. The country has followed the neo-liberal policies.
Advani(scratching his head) : hmmmmm...
AB : Advaniji... Are you going with the people...
Advani : I would like to try the last lifeline too...
AB : OK... Whom would you like to call... who is that friend...??
Advani : Prime Minister Manmohan Singh... as far as the economic policies, we sail on the same boat..
AB (Dials for MMS ) Hello... I am Amitabh Bachan calling from Kaun Banega Candidate...(He lists out the question and options).

MMS : It is D.
AB : Advaniji... What are you going to do... You are going to listen to your friend Manmohanji or will go alongwith the people...?
Advani : My answer is D...
AB : Computerji...give us the correct answer...
In the screen the answer flashes.. India is also affected by the Global economic crisis... The reason is
A - The country has followed the neo-liberal policies...
(Advani goes) .......
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